Ode to the Thick Dick

Long and thin slides right in,
but does not please the ladies.
Short and thick does the trick,
and gives them all their babies.



OK folks! Short and thick or long and thin?

a. short and thick
b. long and thin
c. average sized (length and girth)
d. short and thin
e. long and thick
f. other (lol)
g. neither (I don't do dick)